A Party Animal’s Last Bash
A literal party animal in his twilight years decides to throw one more party bash.
A long time ago, there was a literal party animal who was famous for throwing the most epic parties ever for the animals and for how long the parties lasted. He threw big parties once a week and if you were ever invited to one of his parties, you were one of the luckiest animals who ever lived. He was the greatest party animal ever known. But now in the future as a old man, the party animal now resides in a retirement home. He reminisces about his past by looking at pictures of his youth. “I used to be awesome, but now here I am in a retirement home in some wheelchair.” He keeps looking at pictures until he starts getting an idea. “I will create the biggest party bash to send off my legacy as a party animal!” he says with determination. He rolls over to his desk to make invitations to a Friday bash for everyone in the retirement home. When Friday comes around, nearly every animal in the retirement home comes to the party. The party animal rolls his wheelchair on stage to pump up the elderly crowd. “Are you ready to party till you literally drop dead?” he says on the microphone. The crowd couldn’t hear him that well. He writes on a sign for everyone to turn up their hearing aids. “I said, are you ready to party till you literally drop dead?!” The crowd tries to cheer, but everyone sounds tired. The party starts with dancing on a dance floor and some animals try to dance but the dancing only lasts for 10 seconds. Then they try a game called Pin The Literal Donkey’s Tail but pin a horse’s ass instead because of poor eyesight. The party keeps going for about an hour until a giraffe nurse finds the party guests, the DJ and the party animal collapsed on the floor. She calls in the staff to put everyone back in their rooms while she rolls the party animal back into his room. “Best last bash ever.” he whispers to himself.
