A man named Kurt sees an abandoned car and gets into a wild time traveling adventure.

One Friday night a man named Kurt was laying on his couch bored out of his mind. He wanted to go out and do something fun but didn’t have his car because it got towed. He decides to look out of his front window and sees a car with keys inside. He decides to borrow the car for a bit and reminds himself to bring the car back to the same spot it was parked. He gets into the car and turns the key…

Super Smash Bros. Melee Review

Super Smash Bros. Melee is a 2001 fighting game on the Nintendo Gamecube and is the 2nd game in the Super Smash Bros franchise.

The gameplay is a bit different than a typical fighting game. Instead of remembering complicated button attacks, the set of moves are more simple and easier to understand.

The fighters from the first game on N64 return but not without some new characters thrown in. The new fighters are Princess Peach, Bowser, Dr. Mario, Zelda and Sheik, Ganondorf, Young Link, Falco, Mewtwo, Pichu, Ice Climbers, Marth, Roy and Mr. …

A guy tries extreme ways to get his wife to divorce him.

Once upon a normal, average day, a guy named Joey is hanging out with his guy friends in a bar. He’s ranting to his friends about how clinging his wife is.

“She’s so needy all the time! She always asks me for help on anything! Even how to use the microwave!”

One of his friends suggested a plan of theirs.

“Why don’t you try to get her provoked so much that she’ll want to divorce you?”

“She’s never been the angry type, but I’ll try it!” …

A young woman accidently gets crushed to death and is reincarnated as a poodle.

A teenage boy working as a crossing guard decides to play a prank by saying a motorcycle gang is coming. Parody of The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

One slow sunny day, a teenage boy working as a crossing guard was bored out of his mind.

“Man, I’m so bored today! There are barely any cars coming down here and people haven’t needed me to help them cross the street!” He says frustrated.

He then comes up with an idea for a funny prank. He would cause a commotion to people walking about a tough, motorcycle gang coming to take over…

Two best friends plan to crash a party hosted by the most popular kid in their school.

One sunny Friday morning, a bus full of middle schoolers run out and the last two kids out are a girl named Jamie and a boy named Gerald. They’ve been friends since elementary school and are well known as a duo of troublemakers.

“I love going to school!” Jamie says to Gerald.

“I didn’t know you were some kind of nerd.”

“I didn’t mean it like that, I meant I love coming here because of how many kids you and I prank every…

One monday morning, a man wakes up and checks his calendar to see what day it is. His eyes widened in joy when he saw that today was Opposite Day, his favorite holiday ever. “What a terrible morning this is!” he said while smirking. Instead of making a regular breakfast, he makes chicken nuggets and fries with a soda instead of orange juice. After that he put his socks and shoes on his hands and goes for a bike ride with his hands pedaling and his feet on the handlebars. He stops at someone’s house and knocks on the door…

A boy wishes for a birthday every day, but soon regrets his decision.

A boy wakes up to a regular day. But this was not any ordinary day, it was his birthday! He goes downstairs but doesn’t see any kind of party until he goes into the backyard and gets startled by his parents and friends when they jumped out and surprised him. The party goes on normally with activities like watching a movie and wacking the piñata. …

A guy named Jim wakes up and notices he’s literally become invisible.

On a normal sunny morning, a guy named Jim starts waking up from his bed. But today wasn’t gonna be a normal day for Jim because as soon as he walks into his bathroom, he notices his reflection in the mirror was gone! Jim starts to freak out but starts getting ideas in his head. He decides to go to his office workplace and prank his boss and coworkers. While he walks to work with a briefcase, people are freaking out over a floating briefcase and think Jim’s…

John Ohiagu

I like to write funny stories as a hobby.

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